Why I like Stephanie
I like stephanie because
- she trades lettuce with me
- she is a true friend
- she lives vicariously through me and my tattoos
- she lets me pretend to be a model
- she doesnt belittle me for writing love poems for rhcp
- she is only one man
- she doesnt know what is in the produce section
- she is sexy
- she thinks that i am sexy
- she thinks my tractor is sexy
- she lives vicariously through me and my pets
- she likes people who are obsessive compulsive
- she puts up with people who are obsessive compulsive
- she loves john frusciante
- she loves my family
- she loves me <3

